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Nowadays, we don’t even need to download anything to see female characters nude. Apparently the hanging bodies they originally saw were really dark and far away or something like that. Not only did they find boobs, they also apparently found more violent content in the game than was disclosed in the video originally sent to ESRB for rating. When ESRB did give Oblivion a second look, things went tits up (har har). Since this was after the infamous “Hot Coffee” scandal with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (this time I’m not telling you what it is, you’re on the Internet, go Google it), ESRB wanted to give things a look. On May 3rd, 2006, Bethesda Softworks’ Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion was given a fresh new rating of “Mature”, from their previous rating of “Teen” after someone released a third-party mod for the game that apparently unlocked certain game files that let you see women in the game topless.
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I really do.īut, really, nude mods have never really affected the games they’ve been made for in any real way, they can’t be all that bad, right? Well, first, you should stop jumping to conclusions, dammit. If you haven’t figured out why people would want Alyx Vance naked for this, then I wish I had your naivety. It also lets you pose props in the game, and even goes as far as to let you manipulate their faces and hands. In case you haven’t heard of it, which I won’t make a sarcastic remark about because it’s actually somewhat possible, Garry’s Mod is a mod by a guy named Garry that lets you pose the characters of Half-Life 2. However, the real reason nude mods are made for Alyx Vance as well as pretty much every other character in Half-Life 2 rests on the existence of another mod: Garry’s Mod. Now, it may occur to someone “Why do I want to see a nude girl with bad hair talk about theoretical physics and how much she really likes that robot she made?” Well that’s another, completely different topic covered in my other Monthly Musing, 33 Reasons Why Gordon Freeman Should Have Sex With Alyx Vance.
For instance, Valve can rest assured knowing that they have made a very, very good game, as there are about as many nude mods for Alyx Vance as there are regular mods for the game. The formula is:ĭevelopers gauge the success of their game on whether or not a nude mod has been made for it. There’s a simple mathematical explanation for why Nude Mod’s exist for videogames. Oh, there is the fact that the characters are wearing clothes. What’s not for a lonely nerd with no self-esteem to like? You’ve got large breasts, a female lead, as well as secondary characters, who are pretty much bound by destiny to get it on with you. Let me tell ya, sexiness in videogames could not get any better, I’m sure (I personally wouldn’t know because, quite frankly, I prefer my woman to actually exist). It’s like viral marketing, except this virus gives you a boner. Jiggle physics exist for the sole purpose of videogame Web sites mentioning that they exist when talking about the game. Every new batch of screenshots that comes out usually has a shot or two of a big-breasted woman or two or seven.
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Developers seem to have a firm grip (like … ah, too obvious) on the concept of “Sex sells” and have been packing it into every line of code or polygon they can. Sex is a prevalent part of videogames, like it or not.
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